Scandal Reactions: Somebody's Watching You

In case you are new here, I do this thing where I write down my immediate reactions while watching some of my favorite shows. Here are my reactions to tonight's Scandal. And, obviously, there will be spoilers involved.

• Come on Kerry Washington. It's Scott Foley. Scott freaking Foley. Just have a nice date with him.
• As part of a Navy family, I appreciate this quote: "I'm a Navy man. Navy men never give up."
• It's nice to know that President Grant is turning to the booze. I feel like I'm watching an episode of Mad Men.
• JAKE AND PRESIDENT GRANT ARE FRIENDS?! I love this twist. Also, they will not be close for that long.
• So Fitz is having Jake follow Olivia.... interesting. Very interesting. How long til Fitz realizes Jake is into her?
•  This Caldwell family is beautiful. Can they stay on forever?
• Take a shower, Huck. You are making everyone miserable at the office.
• PERD HAPLEY IS ON SCANDAL. I REPEAT, PERD HAPLEY. SCANDAL. YES.
• OK, so Ballard is officially not creepy in my book anymore.
• Drone attacks. Because that is going so well in the America set in reality. So a drone strike will go over really well in the fake one I guess.
• It is now my lifelong dream to have Perd Hapley appear in all my shows. I have Dexter, Parks and Rec and now Scandal.
• Mellie is a pain in my ass. I just want Fitz to divorce her now.
• I agree with Cyrus' rant about Mellie.
• This Senator running for Governor is totally sleeping with his brother's wife, right? I don't think I'm misreading this.
• I really cannot wait for Mellie to shoot herself in the foot.
• Olivia looks wonderful tonight. I wonder if the President will be able to keep it in his pants.
• Already jealous. Knew that hatred wouldn't last long Fitzy.
• I know he is a major creep, but I love Jake Ballard right now. Hopefully he isn't a bigger creep.
• Totally called it. It's always the brother's wife. That's my motto.
• And the President is back with Cyrus! Success. Well played. Well played.
• I knew it was Woody (and for those of you who don't know, Woody is his character on Psych)
• Fitzy, you're the one who wanted it over. Now get over it. She's hurting over you. You blew it. Just let her be.